I love my friend. But watching her give her bridesmaid speech at my wedding was one of those out-of-body experiences where you’re smiling on the outside and quietly begging the universe to wrap it up on the inside.

This book should’ve come sooner.

I love my friend. But I also hate him.

This book would’ve stopped me at the first sentence. If you’re giving a friend a mic at your wedding, make them read this first. Please. I beg you.

FML. I wish I had this book before I bombed the bridesmaid speech I gave last year. Everyone hates me.

If you think launching into a wedding speech using ChatGPT is a good idea, just read this book first.

Yours truly,

Mr. I almost ruined an entire wedding.

Yep. I was practically the person mentioned throughout this book for my first wedding speech. Read it before giving a redemption speech for my other bestie. I’m no longer ‘that girl.’

The last speech I heard, the best man dove into a poem about childhood trauma, career failures and overall despair.

That ain’t happening to me. Thank you, Dylan.